Boom-de-ah-da, boom-de-ah-da, I love my life

I'm eating Sour Patch Kids. I have bitten off the body of a green one and the head of an orange one and stuck the remainders together.

I AM DR. FRANKENSTEIN!!!! ph33r me!!!

Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA.
(dinosaur psychology!)

Today, I answered a question in school. The person behind me called me a nerd. I asked her what a nerd was. She said someone who knows stuff. Then I asked her how that was an insult. She's still confused. I win. MLIA
(AHAHAHAHAHA--chokes---HAHAHAHA!)

From all the incredible events that occur in everyday life on this site, I think MLIA can stand for my life is awesome.

Today, I saw this big tough looking guy wearing a shirt that said 'I was raised on the street' with a picture of the Sesame Street characters on it. Best shirt ever. MLIA
(i want this)

Today, I was talking to my bestfriends younger sister. During a game of 20 Questions I asked her what her 3 weapons would be during a zombie invasion. Her answer was "Jesus, Dumbledore, and Chuck Norris". My best friend doesn't know this, but he's that much closer to being replaced. MLIA
(covers all bases)

A lot of the MLIAs mention light sabers. I think the next time I go home, darkestnight12 and I should go buy ourselves one.

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You must check out this social experiment. It makes a bad day good, your heart glow with sudden love for humankind, the most pessimistic and cynical of people briefly to optimists, and I can't wait to see more of this.