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animeartistjoToday, the most annoying kid in class made an incorrect comment on what the teacher just lectured about. The smart kids laughed. He immediately replied by saying, 'All the smart people are the mean ones!' Almost immediately, the shyest kid quietly answered, 'Then that must make you real nice.' MLIA
Today, I told my little brother I am bipolar. He now thinks I am half polar bear. MLIA\
Today, I watched an episode of House with my parents, who are both doctors. After the opening scene they started yelling out their own diagnoses. I think I will try to watch House this way from now on. MLIA
(i want to watch House this way too)
Today, I went on a date with a girl to a haunted house just so she would be jump all over me for protection. It worked all night long, until we got to the final room where the guy with a chainsaw was. That's when she shoved me towards him and ran for the exit screaming, "Take him! Take him!" I think I may have found the one. MLIA
(Ahahahahaha! Has there actually ever been a scene like this in any horror movie?)
Today, while walking on campus, I overheard one guy say to another, "Just go with your heart. Don't listen to what she says. You have to go with your heart." The other guy responded with, "Okay... well then, I'd have to say Batman is best." I'm glad this is what is important in today's society. MLIA
(the heart never lies!)
Today, expecting to get the answer 'penguins,' I asked my three year old cousin what kind of birds don't fly. She turned to me and said quite calmly and earnestly, "Dead ones." My day was made. MLIA.
Today in class, a girls phone went off, my professor took it and answered. He told her boyfriend he was the new man and just spent the night with her. I love my professor. MLIA.
Today, I was at my work (pharmacy), and a little kid came up to me with a box of tampons. I asked him if he knew what they were for. He replied with "Their for my little brother. The commercial said they would help you swim and ride a bike, and right now, he cant do either". Easily the highlite of my life. MLIA
(d'awwwww~)
Today in class my teacher told the whole class that he would give $5 dollars to whoever stood up and admited they were ninjas, everyone stood up but me. Not only did I get the $5 dollars, I also got a cookie. MLIA
(and that, people, is a true ninja)
Today I realized my initials are "MAC" and my brothers are "PC". Now every time we introduce ourselves I say, "Hi, I'm a MAC." And he adds, "And I'm a PC." MLIA
(they must have HIGHLY intelligent parents)
Today, I was on MLIA and read one about someone typing www.iamawesome.com and getting only text that said 'it's true'. I checked to see if that was true, and it was. Getting excited, I typed www.imaninja.com and all I got was an entirely black page. I tried to highlight it to see if there was anything hidden, and right there in the middle of the page was text: i'm a ninja. I felt like one. MLIA.
(it's TRUE)
Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA
(if I'd seen that, I would've screamed too)
Today, my friends and I were hanging out in our dorm, next to the elevators. The elevator doors opened, and we all looked up to see who would emerge. Instead, a cake slid out across the floor. The elevator doors closed. We ate the cake. MILA.
(this one's almost... poetic)
Today, I was reading some old papers from when I was little. A question asked "If a genie gave you three wishes, what would they be? You cannot wish for more wishes." My third wish was for another genie. Way to beat the system, past self. MLIA
Today, in my science class we had a test. It was about reproduction. The last question was "What are the chances of having a boy or girl?" I wrote, "100%, what else would your kid be?" Guess who was the only person to get that right.
Today, at church the Pastor was teaching the children's Sermon about how God created Eve to keep Adam company. He used Mr. Potato Head as Adam and Mrs. Potato Head as Eve. Then one of the little kids raised his hand and said "Does that make all the children in the world tater tots?" MLIA
(i have never wanted to be a cannibal until this)
Today, when telling my parents about my intentions to become vegan, they told me that they saw it coming ever since I first watched Land Before Time and started eating leaves off the tree in our backyard. MLIA
(if only I were ever so awesome in my youth)
MLIA consists of posts about:
Today, I told my little brother I am bipolar. He now thinks I am half polar bear. MLIA\
Today, I watched an episode of House with my parents, who are both doctors. After the opening scene they started yelling out their own diagnoses. I think I will try to watch House this way from now on. MLIA
(i want to watch House this way too)
Today, I went on a date with a girl to a haunted house just so she would be jump all over me for protection. It worked all night long, until we got to the final room where the guy with a chainsaw was. That's when she shoved me towards him and ran for the exit screaming, "Take him! Take him!" I think I may have found the one. MLIA
(Ahahahahaha! Has there actually ever been a scene like this in any horror movie?)
Today, while walking on campus, I overheard one guy say to another, "Just go with your heart. Don't listen to what she says. You have to go with your heart." The other guy responded with, "Okay... well then, I'd have to say Batman is best." I'm glad this is what is important in today's society. MLIA
(the heart never lies!)
Today, expecting to get the answer 'penguins,' I asked my three year old cousin what kind of birds don't fly. She turned to me and said quite calmly and earnestly, "Dead ones." My day was made. MLIA.
Today in class, a girls phone went off, my professor took it and answered. He told her boyfriend he was the new man and just spent the night with her. I love my professor. MLIA.
Today, I was at my work (pharmacy), and a little kid came up to me with a box of tampons. I asked him if he knew what they were for. He replied with "Their for my little brother. The commercial said they would help you swim and ride a bike, and right now, he cant do either". Easily the highlite of my life. MLIA
(d'awwwww~)
Today in class my teacher told the whole class that he would give $5 dollars to whoever stood up and admited they were ninjas, everyone stood up but me. Not only did I get the $5 dollars, I also got a cookie. MLIA
(and that, people, is a true ninja)
Today I realized my initials are "MAC" and my brothers are "PC". Now every time we introduce ourselves I say, "Hi, I'm a MAC." And he adds, "And I'm a PC." MLIA
(they must have HIGHLY intelligent parents)
Today, I was on MLIA and read one about someone typing www.iamawesome.com and getting only text that said 'it's true'. I checked to see if that was true, and it was. Getting excited, I typed www.imaninja.com and all I got was an entirely black page. I tried to highlight it to see if there was anything hidden, and right there in the middle of the page was text: i'm a ninja. I felt like one. MLIA.
(it's TRUE)
Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA
(if I'd seen that, I would've screamed too)
Today, my friends and I were hanging out in our dorm, next to the elevators. The elevator doors opened, and we all looked up to see who would emerge. Instead, a cake slid out across the floor. The elevator doors closed. We ate the cake. MILA.
(this one's almost... poetic)
Today, I was reading some old papers from when I was little. A question asked "If a genie gave you three wishes, what would they be? You cannot wish for more wishes." My third wish was for another genie. Way to beat the system, past self. MLIA
Today, in my science class we had a test. It was about reproduction. The last question was "What are the chances of having a boy or girl?" I wrote, "100%, what else would your kid be?" Guess who was the only person to get that right.
Today, at church the Pastor was teaching the children's Sermon about how God created Eve to keep Adam company. He used Mr. Potato Head as Adam and Mrs. Potato Head as Eve. Then one of the little kids raised his hand and said "Does that make all the children in the world tater tots?" MLIA
(i have never wanted to be a cannibal until this)
Today, when telling my parents about my intentions to become vegan, they told me that they saw it coming ever since I first watched Land Before Time and started eating leaves off the tree in our backyard. MLIA
(if only I were ever so awesome in my youth)
MLIA consists of posts about:
- dinosaurs (particularly of the chicken nugget kind)
- ninja
- family (especially "which parent is the cool one?")
- Harry Potter
- Twilight (always hated--I highly approve)
- Pokemon
- Taylor Swift (wtfbbq?)
- teachers (being awesome)
- the quiet ones (possible belonging to the ninja category)
- Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (-bashing! <3)
- Waldo
- Toy Story
- Google v.s. Yahoo! (guess who wins every time?)
- Chuck Norris
- zombies
- high fives
- light sabers
In conclusion, this site is geek-love.