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animeartistjoQuotes from fanfics to DIE for!
The initial list grew too long as I continually found little bits and ends to add, so...
THE (ever growing) LIST... Dun, dun, DUN!
From the Harry Potter fandom (take for granted that ALL of theses are HPDM):
"...a spiderweb [is] a beautiful and intricate thing...a cobweb [is] a pile of crap in the corner of a windowsill."
---Draco Malfoy, Imitation of Life, Cobwebs
"Your father's probably so happy about you and Potter that the Dementors are getting fat trying to suck it all up."
---Millicent Bulstrode to Draco Malfoy, mahaliem, Checkmating
"Voldemort kills unicorns. He needs to be destroyed."
---Millicent Bulstrode, mahaliem, Checkmating
"Next time I decide to become the brains of a trio of evil-fighting school children, I'm joining forces with girls."
---Hermione Granger, jennavere, Intrepid Teenage Hero
“You don’t understand girls, Harry. They suck up romantic crap like Dementors do happiness.”
---Pansy Parkinson, Smarmy Penguin, Inspired By Your Shoe Laces
From the Naruto fandom:
"Neji giggling could be linked to many things…like Shikamaru building Rome in a day. Naruto torching the Ichiraku Ramen Stand. Kiba becoming a cat person. Hinata going into the stripping business. Tsunade winning a bet. Orochimaru renouncing all wrongdoings and opening a homeless shelter for adorable wide-eyed scamps like Gaara and Sasuke." ---Kaeru Soyokaze, To Victory (NejiTen) aka The Goddess of Similies
"Like a car, remembrance hit him."
---only-getting-darker, EEK! SASUKE! (NaruSasu)
"Naruto learned that no, you can't pee while you're having sex."
---Noniechan, Sex Ed (KakaIru, SasuNaru)
"Most girls, in Tenten’s opinion, were utterly pathetic and made her ashamed to be a part of the same gender." ---GigaBomb, Weapons Cast Away (TenKimi)
"Women are born actresses--they fake everything from orgasms to whole relationships, perfectly bred to break hearts and get their way. This acting skill was God’s way of apologizing for making the woman bleed monthly, and (usually, anyway) for making her sole carrier of children."
---Imbrium Iridum, SelfReliance (NaruSasu)
“Are ya kidding me? I’m like her freakin’ little brother…or a pineapple."
---Uzamaki Naruto, ChibiRisu-chan's idea, used by Imbri, SelfReliance (NaruSasu)
"No wonder female ninja were so strong--they went through the dual pains of being fashionable and bearing children, willingly. Women were incredible."
---Uchiha Sasuke's thought, Imbrium Iridum, SelfReliance (NaruSasu)
"'Killing to a ninja is like...' The brown haired man frowned, his face framed by his tussled locks, 'Like... eating vegetables.'"
---Umino Iruka to Uzumaki Naruto, cityneko, Stuck in the Middle with You
Terry Pratchett is most particularly quotable. Here's some quotes from a fic featuring his creations:
"Mustache, large facial scar, one bad eye? Generally naked? Sound familiar?”
---Havelock Vetinari
"Vimes got the vague feeling that he was being made fun of."
---Kagedtiger, The Danger of Trying New Things (actually, all these quotes are from her/him)
"The hero would have to be someone of pure good, a paragon of virtue, paladin of truth and justice and all that muck. And people like that don’t actually exist."
---Granny Weatherwax
"Two figures stood in front of the building, and the Darkness was about to consume them, drive them into a chaotic panic, when one of them suddenly stepped forward. The Darkness paused. This was a Challenge. But… but… this was all wrong. No one was supposed to face it except the Being of Light and Good. And this was just some guard, except… "Except…
“'Shoo,' said the being. 'Go away. Get out of here. You stay away from the Patrician!'
"Obviously, the Darkness knew, it should just go forward and roll over this pathetic human, but, somehow, it found itself cowering."
---Kagedtiger, The Danger of Trying New Things
Miscellaneous Fandoms/Crossovers:
“You’re a princess of the most powerful country in the Eastern Lands. He sells fruit."
---Alan, Son of the Lioness, Tailyn, Smaller Stars (Tortall, post-series fic)
"Congratulations, you've raised a boy with all the sense of a suicidally depressed lemming."
---Genkai, to Lucius Malfoy, JoIsBishMyoga, The Best Defense (HP/Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Nevertheless, it stood out like an Armani suit on a K-mart sales rack."
"Many people would die for the ability to do magic. Harry feared he was going to do just that."
---Youko Koenma, Thicker Than Water (HP/YYH)
“But you how blondes have more fun? Yeah, well, evil people kick their asses in the fun department.”
---Alysa (one of the few OCs that people don't want to kill), Redwing55, Gravity (Riku/Sora, AkuRoku)
"Once you go fangirl, you can never go back."
---Unique Sandwich, Going Fangirl (PoT, MomoRyo)
Are you laughing? 'Cause I am.
The initial list grew too long as I continually found little bits and ends to add, so...
THE (ever growing) LIST... Dun, dun, DUN!
From the Harry Potter fandom (take for granted that ALL of theses are HPDM):
"...a spiderweb [is] a beautiful and intricate thing...a cobweb [is] a pile of crap in the corner of a windowsill."
---Draco Malfoy, Imitation of Life, Cobwebs
"Your father's probably so happy about you and Potter that the Dementors are getting fat trying to suck it all up."
---Millicent Bulstrode to Draco Malfoy, mahaliem, Checkmating
"Voldemort kills unicorns. He needs to be destroyed."
---Millicent Bulstrode, mahaliem, Checkmating
"Next time I decide to become the brains of a trio of evil-fighting school children, I'm joining forces with girls."
---Hermione Granger, jennavere, Intrepid Teenage Hero
“You don’t understand girls, Harry. They suck up romantic crap like Dementors do happiness.”
---Pansy Parkinson, Smarmy Penguin, Inspired By Your Shoe Laces
From the Naruto fandom:
"Neji giggling could be linked to many things…like Shikamaru building Rome in a day. Naruto torching the Ichiraku Ramen Stand. Kiba becoming a cat person. Hinata going into the stripping business. Tsunade winning a bet. Orochimaru renouncing all wrongdoings and opening a homeless shelter for adorable wide-eyed scamps like Gaara and Sasuke." ---Kaeru Soyokaze, To Victory (NejiTen) aka The Goddess of Similies
"Like a car, remembrance hit him."
---only-getting-darker, EEK! SASUKE! (NaruSasu)
"Naruto learned that no, you can't pee while you're having sex."
---Noniechan, Sex Ed (KakaIru, SasuNaru)
"Most girls, in Tenten’s opinion, were utterly pathetic and made her ashamed to be a part of the same gender." ---GigaBomb, Weapons Cast Away (TenKimi)
"Women are born actresses--they fake everything from orgasms to whole relationships, perfectly bred to break hearts and get their way. This acting skill was God’s way of apologizing for making the woman bleed monthly, and (usually, anyway) for making her sole carrier of children."
---Imbrium Iridum, SelfReliance (NaruSasu)
“Are ya kidding me? I’m like her freakin’ little brother…or a pineapple."
---Uzamaki Naruto, ChibiRisu-chan's idea, used by Imbri, SelfReliance (NaruSasu)
"No wonder female ninja were so strong--they went through the dual pains of being fashionable and bearing children, willingly. Women were incredible."
---Uchiha Sasuke's thought, Imbrium Iridum, SelfReliance (NaruSasu)
"'Killing to a ninja is like...' The brown haired man frowned, his face framed by his tussled locks, 'Like... eating vegetables.'"
---Umino Iruka to Uzumaki Naruto, cityneko, Stuck in the Middle with You
Terry Pratchett is most particularly quotable. Here's some quotes from a fic featuring his creations:
"Mustache, large facial scar, one bad eye? Generally naked? Sound familiar?”
---Havelock Vetinari
"Vimes got the vague feeling that he was being made fun of."
---Kagedtiger, The Danger of Trying New Things (actually, all these quotes are from her/him)
"The hero would have to be someone of pure good, a paragon of virtue, paladin of truth and justice and all that muck. And people like that don’t actually exist."
---Granny Weatherwax
"Two figures stood in front of the building, and the Darkness was about to consume them, drive them into a chaotic panic, when one of them suddenly stepped forward. The Darkness paused. This was a Challenge. But… but… this was all wrong. No one was supposed to face it except the Being of Light and Good. And this was just some guard, except… "Except…
“'Shoo,' said the being. 'Go away. Get out of here. You stay away from the Patrician!'
"Obviously, the Darkness knew, it should just go forward and roll over this pathetic human, but, somehow, it found itself cowering."
---Kagedtiger, The Danger of Trying New Things
Miscellaneous Fandoms/Crossovers:
“You’re a princess of the most powerful country in the Eastern Lands. He sells fruit."
---Alan, Son of the Lioness, Tailyn, Smaller Stars (Tortall, post-series fic)
"Congratulations, you've raised a boy with all the sense of a suicidally depressed lemming."
---Genkai, to Lucius Malfoy, JoIsBishMyoga, The Best Defense (HP/Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Nevertheless, it stood out like an Armani suit on a K-mart sales rack."
"Many people would die for the ability to do magic. Harry feared he was going to do just that."
---Youko Koenma, Thicker Than Water (HP/YYH)
“But you how blondes have more fun? Yeah, well, evil people kick their asses in the fun department.”
---Alysa (one of the few OCs that people don't want to kill), Redwing55, Gravity (Riku/Sora, AkuRoku)
"Once you go fangirl, you can never go back."
---Unique Sandwich, Going Fangirl (PoT, MomoRyo)
Are you laughing? 'Cause I am.
