Hello! Welcome!

Thanks to danceswithgary, I have a dw account! I have no idea what I'll do with it since I have no clue how to bring all my past LJ stuff in and I'm too lazy to crosspost.

Still, this just here so anyone who looks will know that I'm not a troll or some other weirdo. I'm just a student and fangirl. ^_______________^

So. Um.

Thanks to danceswithgary, I now have a dreamwidth account too, though I have no clue what I'm going to do with it. DW has a lovely crossposting tool, but LJ doesn't.... Huh, I should probably post over there first then. But whatever. XD I go with the flow and hopefully, back stuff up somehow. Under the same name of course, because I have been animeartistjo for six years and can't change now.

Also, I love torrents. ;D

I read this and thought: FIC!

I am in LOVE with notalwaysright.com, since two of my past jobs involve the fast food industry and calling. As I'm working my way back through the archives, I come across the most PERFECT and most slashable anecdote EVER.

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(Note: I’m about five-seven, one-hundred forty pounds and work at a video game store. My best friend is a foot taller, and about a hundred pounds heavier.)

Me: “Thank you for calling ***, can I help you?”

Customer: “Uh yeah, I bought this stupid hockey-game, and I wanna return it ’cause I don’t like it.”

Me: “Well, I’m sorry sir, but you can’t simply return a game because you didn’t like it.”

Customer: “Uh… I mean, the game doesn’t work right.”

Me: “Sir, you just told me that you didn’t like the game, not that it was defective.”

Customer: *click*

(Thirty minutes later, I’ve just opened the store and my best friend stops by. The same customer storms in with a game.)

Customer: “Uh, yeah, I just called about thirty minutes ago, and some guy said I could get my money back because I didn’t like this game.”

Me: “Sir, the person you spoke to was me. I’ll tell you now, as I told you then, you can’t get a refund for a game if you don’t like it. Nor can you get an exchange.”

Customer: “Well, I’m just gonna have to come across the counter and kick your a**, you son of a b****!”

My friend: “Hey, really quick, could I get your name and if you have any severe allergies to pain-killers?”

Customer, to my friend: “Who the h*** are you, and what the h*** are you doing?!”

My friend: “I’m his wrestling and sparring partner, and I’m calling you an ambulance.”

(The customer leaves, quickly. And yes, my best friend is also my wrestling and sparring partner, for the past 3 years.)

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I'm not the only one, right?