Aren't you wearing those headphones for a REASON?

My God, people! If you're wearing headphones, why am I hearing that you want to "get hyphy" from over four feet away? We are in a computer lab where every computer either has their microphone muted or have headphones plugged in. Does that not imply anything? And while you're merely facebooking and doing completely unrelated-to-school things on the computer, I am working on a paper worth 25 percent of my quarter grade. Turn it DOWN, thank you very much.

And I thought I would be getting away from fundamentally stupid people like you by going to college. Ah, well. I take great pleasure in foreseeing deafness in your twilight years.