1. I was staggered to hear that there are people who have been saying this. The level of heartless stupidity it would take to say that is just ... Seriously, whose brain works that way?

2. Grave of the Fireflies is the film I am not allowed to watch due to it being the single most heartbreaking thing in the world.

3. You do good balm, but the people from point 1 don't deserve any. They deserve papercuts on their genitals and then a lemon juice bath.