Twilight has a flashing neon sign that reads, "Please mock me"

[animeartistjo]

And pandarus does a mighty great job in crossing it with Supernatural and a wee bit of Buffy/Angel. Though it is a wip, it is highly amusing and makes so much sense!

Then there's the always dependable cracked.com, who have distilled the books to their barest bones and even rewritten the screenplay.

I split my sides laughing.

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[darkestnight12.livejournal.com]

These were the BEST links EVER. THANK YOU for providing me something to laugh my guts out over for the next ten years. No matter how many times I hear of Twilight, I shall never change my feelings of disdain, horror, and pity for the book. As for the readers...I only have disdain. And disgust. And disapproval. Shall I go on?

Anyways, MADE OF WIN cracked.com is. BEST summary of everything EVER. THANK YOU.